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The Collection
Shirts That Get It
Each design is a love letter to the cultural ephemera we all know but never asked to remember.
The Shane Company
Now you have a friend in the diamond business
$20 - $25
Dr. Bronner's
18-in-1 Hemp Peppermint wisdom on your chest
$20
Grocery Outlet
Bargain Market — the jingle that never leaves
$20
+ More designs dropping soon. Stay tuned.
The Story
Made by Seth,
for the culture.
What started as a joke has become a small collection of wearable nostalgia. Each shirt celebrates those weird brand moments that stick with you — the radio ads you can recite by heart, the labels you've read a hundred times, the jingles that play on loop in your brain.
Every shirt is made with care in San Francisco. This isn't fast fashion — it's slow comedy. Premium blanks, quality prints, and designs that actually mean something (even if that something is a grocery store jingle).
100%
Handmade
SF
Based
∞
Inside Jokes
Open weekdays till 8, Saturday and Sunday till 5.
Get Yours
Ready to Order?
Fill out the form below and send payment via Venmo.
I'll confirm your order and get your shirt out.
Note: Grocery Outlet and Dr. Bronner's shirts only come in Large.
Standard Shirts
$20
- Sizes XS - L
- Premium blank tees
- Screen printed design
- Ships anywhere in US
Extended Sizes
$25
- Sizes XL - XXL
- Premium blank tees
- Screen printed design
- Ships anywhere in US
Shipping
Flat rate $10 shipping anywhere in the US.
International? Hit me up.
Payment
Send Venmo to @seth-andrews-1
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